Tales From Homeward
Monday, 22 February 2010
Old Monkey denies Uncle ‘bullying’ claims
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Yesterday the Badfort News printed an absolute pack of lies about my conduct. You can be read them here - but I warn you, they are shockin...
Friday, 12 February 2010
Badfort Winter Olympics 2010
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Unbelievably, the Badgertown Olympic Winter Games are being hosted by Badfort! There have been rumours that Beaver Hateman bribed some offic...
Monday, 8 February 2010
Badileaks!
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The Badfort Crowd have declared Cyber War! They have set up a site called Badileaks to promulgate their propaganda! It is making astonishin...
Thursday, 4 February 2010
Smeare statue breaks auction record
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An interesting article in the Homeward Gazette this morning: So big spenders are cutting back? Clearly not all of them. A sculpture of a gri...
Sunday, 31 January 2010
The 45-minute claim
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It has been a very trying week. On Friday I had to appear before the Badfort Inquiry, that has been forced upon the King of the Badgers by d...
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Thursday, 28 January 2010
My new ePad!
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Cowgill has just given me a splendid new invention that he has developed. He calls it a tablet device and has named it the ePad (e for eleph...
Sunday, 17 January 2010
Prediction that came true!
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Beaver Hateman and his gang have finally departed back to Badfort! The thaw has come and I am no longer required to play host to my arch foe...
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