Tales From Homeward

The Old Monkey was right - I am too soft hearted. I believed that Hitmouse had really turned over a new leaf - but it seems that his sacking...

In an extraordinary turn of events, it seems that Hitmouse, Beaver Hateman's right hand man, has seen the error of his ways and wishes t...

As you know, on Thursday night I appeared on the British television programme 10 O'Clock Live. I must say, despite my fears, the intervi...

I have never been so publicly insulted in my life. That is the last time that I agree to present an award at such an event. It was hosted by...

Rogue undercover Badgertown police officer as seen (on right) at Badfort Crowd demonstration. Interesting article in The Homeward Gazette: A...

Wolf Lodge Southwest 7 to severe gale 9, decreasing 5 to 7. Rough or very rough. Squally showers. Good Lion Tower, Walrus Tower Southerly ...

As we all know, these are harsh economic times - not so much for the citizens of Homeward, who benefit from my judicious economic planning, ...