Tales From Homeward

My dear Friend, Sue Perkins, has chosen 'The Queen of Whale Cay" by Kate Summerscale as one of her favourite books. In an article ...

Poor old Wizard Blenknsop came to see me today - he is very cross and despondent about Mayor Cameroon's ambitions to roll back the bound...

I see that the British Prime Minister has followed my advice and appointed Goodman's cousin, Larry, as his new secretary. Goodman is a m...

The badgers are revolting. I am not being badgerist - they literally are revolting. Led on by Beaver Hateman, they are protesting in Badgert...

Since I bought my first newspaper (not to read! - I bought the company!) , The Homeward Gazette , I have striven to shake up the world's...

One of the most popular programmes on Homeward television is 'The Good Life' . We do not buy many foreign programmes, as they are n...

The Old Monkey was right - I am too soft hearted. I believed that Hitmouse had really turned over a new leaf - but it seems that his sacking...