Tales From Homeward

Thursday, 12 July 2012

Schools free-for-all

›
    Here at Homeward, I am very proud of the free education we offer young children. I am, of course, the chairman of the Board of Governor...
Tuesday, 10 July 2012

Hoof and Claw Trimming Clinic

›
  Here at Homeward we are very proud of the fact that our health services are free of charge. After all, all those dwarfs and animals...
Thursday, 5 July 2012

How the Shard measures up

›
As you know, Homeward has hundreds of towers all joined together and it is surrounded by a moat with a drawbridge over it... The towers ar...
Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Five secrets to starting a business and making it work

›
Here's a free extract from my new book, Like an Elephant , where you can discover the secrets they won’t teach you at business school...
Monday, 2 July 2012

Homeward Olympics 2012

›
Once again the International Olympic Commitee have refused to allow Homeward to take part in the Olympic Games. With over 10,000 human co...
Friday, 29 June 2012

Like an Elephant

›
I didn't go to business school. But I have picked up a few ideas along the way that I'm quite sure you can't learn there anywa...
Thursday, 28 June 2012

Bank Shenanigans

›
It looked like being a bad week for the King of the Badgers. He was roundly criticised for making his twelve year old daughter do an inte...
‹
›
Home
View web version

About Me

My photo
Uncle
I am immensely rich, and I am a B.A.. I dress well, generally in a purple dressing gown, and often ride about on a traction engine, which I prefer to a car.
View my complete profile
Powered by Blogger.