Tales From Homeward

Under the new voluntary code of conduct I have instigated for my newspapers, I have agreed to publish a front page apology to Mister Beave...

I must admit I was somewhat shocked that the Bank of England has appointed a Canadian as it's new Governor. When I discovered the ...

Yet another burden has been thrust upon me. Days after being appointed the Police Commissioner for Badgertown, the Badgerto...

I had fears, after the bicycle incident in September, that my chances of being elected as Police Commissioner for Badgertown had been sc...

I have been far too busy with matters of state to pen any missives in the interwebnet ! However, I felt I must refute the libellous cla...

Well, I must say, I think the Homeward Olympics went very well! The Closing Ceremony was splendid! First of all we gave ou...

More exciting Olympic news soon - in the meantime, one of my dwarfs, mining on Mars, came across a curious object this morning...