Tales From Homeward

Tuesday, 25 December 2012

How to be the perfect Christmas guest

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  As you know, every Christmas I hold my Grand Christmas Party. I open my home to one and all – “mi casa es su casa”, as they say. Putting...
Friday, 21 December 2012

Train Trouble

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One on my favourite songs, at this time of year, is the rendition of 'Rockin' around the Christmas Tree' by Kim Wilde and Me...
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The End is Nigh

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Well, as we now know the world did not come to and end at 11.11 GMT, as prophesied by the ancient Mayan civilisation. I...
Thursday, 29 November 2012

A Front Page Apology

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Under the new voluntary code of conduct I have instigated for my newspapers, I have agreed to publish a front page apology to Mister Beave...
Tuesday, 27 November 2012

The Front Page

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I must admit I was somewhat shocked that the Bank of England has appointed a Canadian as it's new Governor. When I discovered the ...
Thursday, 22 November 2012

BBC appoints Me as new director general

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Yet another burden has been thrust upon me. Days after being appointed the Police Commissioner for Badgertown, the Badgerto...
Monday, 19 November 2012

Democracy in action !

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I had fears, after the bicycle incident in September, that my chances of being elected as Police Commissioner for Badgertown had been sc...
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I am immensely rich, and I am a B.A.. I dress well, generally in a purple dressing gown, and often ride about on a traction engine, which I prefer to a car.
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