Shocking news today!
It appears that the King of the Badgers is being held by Twitter for 'suspicious activity'!
I can only assume that this is some misunderstanding - perhaps the King's behaviour seemed odd because of an excess of royal presumption?
I have news that he is presently being made to stand on a stool, whilst being interrogated by a fiercesome owl.
I am sure that you join me in hoping he will soon be released.
Do not worry @BadgerKing - I am bringing all my diplomatic power to bear to insure your release.
I have also heard some appalling news from a Mister Harkaway - it appears that under present U.S. legislation old copies of my biography could be destroyed!
Is civilisation collapsing around us?
Saturday, 17 September 2022
Badger King held by Twitter
Shocking news today!
It appears that the King of the Badgers is being held by Twitter for 'suspicious activity'!
I can only assume that this is some misunderstanding - perhaps the King's behaviour seemed odd because of an excess of royal presumption?
I have news that he is presently being made to stand on a stool, whilst being interrogated by a fiercesome owl.
I am sure that you join me in hoping he will soon be released.
Do not worry @BadgerKing - I am bringing all my diplomatic power to bear to insure your release.
I have also heard some appalling news from a Mister Harkaway - it appears that under present U.S. legislation old copies of my biography could be destroyed!
Is civilisation collapsing around us?
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