King of the Badgers becomes Great Grandfather !

There was cause for great celebration in Badgertown last week - Prince Bill Badger and Lady Katie Badger had a baby boy !

The King of the Badgers was over the moon and there have been scenes of much rejoicing in Badgertown.

All eyes have been on Katie's changing pregnancy shape over the last few months but she has always been super-fit and I'm sure she'll be back to her pre-baby shape in no time, helping her husband dig their new burrow next to the King of the Badgers Palace.

So great has interest been in the Royal baby, that stockists say that they have sold out of the Royal Blue swaddle blanket that he was seen wrapped in on leaving hospital.

The new baby has been named Georgy Porgy Badger, after the King of the Badgers father.

Further good news - The Mayor of Badgertown, Dave "the biscuit" Macaroon, has finally decided to crackdown on the Badgertown immigration problem.

Despised in so many countries, Badgertown has been flooded with Tax advisors and accountants seeking asylum.

Lacking basic digging skills, they have been unable to find suitable employment and many, as much as 2%, have taken to a life of petty crime.

The Town Council have launched a mobile billboard campaign telling illegal immigrants to "go home or face arrest”. However, the notorious "Mr Big", said to have advised Starbucks, Amazon and Google, is holed up in a vast underground burrow and refuses to come out.