Tales From Homeward

Friday, 27 December 2013

A seasonal ghost story

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At this time of year, we have a tradition that every evening of the festivities my guests and I draw our chairs up to the fireside in t...
Wednesday, 25 December 2013

The Great Christmas Book Bank Raid

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My usual practice, at Christmas, is to make a presentation, to the dwarfs and other eager neighbours in the towers of Home...
Sunday, 22 December 2013

King of the Badgers pardons Beaver Hateman after Toy Scandal

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I have done my good deed for Christmas. I have persuaded the King of the Badgers to issue a pardon for Beaver Hateman and his g...
Saturday, 21 December 2013

Mig set to have 2013's bestselling Christmas book

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My Head Chef, the dwarf Mig, uses an oxy-acetylene gas stove. He stands on it to work and wears dark glasses, or else the glare would ru...
Thursday, 19 December 2013

Cheapman Christmas Advert 2013

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Cheapman has surpassed himself this year, with his Christmas television advert for his store. A poignant animated tale of a dwarf battl...
Friday, 13 December 2013

A Visit to Christmas Tree Towers

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Yesterday, we made are annual trip to Christmas Tree Towers to select our tree for the Great Hall of Homeward. Christmas Tree Towers ar...
Thursday, 12 December 2013

I am an Inspiration

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I have received my personal copy of 'The Complete Uncle', just published in the United Kingdom. What a mighty and excellent tom...
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I am immensely rich, and I am a B.A.. I dress well, generally in a purple dressing gown, and often ride about on a traction engine, which I prefer to a car.
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