A Global Hero

Of course, being a global celebrity one becomes used to a worldwide adoring public - but the Swedish in particular are somewhat obsessed with my crusade for truth and justice! To them I am a hero - but then Homeward TV does so much to support the television output of these smaller countries.



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I have signed darling agreement

I have signed a Tax Information Exchange Agreement with the British goverment.

Of course, here at Homeward I have a very lenient taxation level.

I only charge the dwarfs 6d in the pound.

However, this has led to a number of businessmen from abroad abusing the system by becoming non-domiciled in their own countries and using my beloved domain as a tax haven.

I am all too happy to supply the British government with information on these rogues who have clearly lied about their height.



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Vile Accusations

As the Badgertown Council Election draws closer everyone seems to be sniping at each other.

The Badfort News have even drawn me into these unsavoury accusations.

Worst of all is the implication that I pay no taxes in Badgertown but have some say it what goes on there!

How ridiculous! The King is a very old friend so, of course, I am always willing to give him advice. But, for goodness sake, the only time I go to Badgertown is for tea with the old chap and a spot of shopping at Cheapman's store!

Oh, and the odd charitable function - the ungrateful lot - when I think of all the money I have lent their profligate King!

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Homevision Song Contest

Tonight everyone at Homeward has been voting to select our entrant for the Homevision Song Contest.

I know that you will all want to wish Nigel Stanislav good fortunes in the competition.

As usual, the Badfort Crowd have entered some dire dirgeful diatribe against me - 'sung' by Hitmouse.

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BAD 6 MUSIC

I see that Beaver Hateman has signed up a lot of new presenters for one of his awful radio stations that churn out propaganda.

I shall have to have a word with the King of the Badgers and see if there is anyway we can put a stop to this.