Ivor Goldsack gets big bonus!

Iama Goldsack's brother, Ivor Goldsack, has awarded himself a huge bonus! The investment bank, he owns with Lodesamuny Man, Gold Man Sack has milked the recovery in financial markets and made a profit of 3.44 billion pence enabling a big pay package to the owners. This payout has aroused huge controversy - for it is less than a year ago that they were holding out the begging bowl in order to avoid going bust. The King of the Badgers lent them 10 billion pence from the taxpayers of Badgertown. Unfortunately, he forgot to charge them any interest. He is now employed as a director by the company - in charge of risk management. I must say I have not done too badly out of it - I lent them a few billion, at a rate of 20%. Ivor came round last night with a large sack of gold for me - I have to say that dancing around singing "I'm in the money" is hardly going to endear him to the taxpayers of Badgertown.