Of course, being a global celebrity one becomes used to a worldwide adoring public - but the Swedish in particular are somewhat obsessed with my crusade for truth and justice! To them I am a hero - but then Homeward TV does so much to support the television output of these smaller countries.
Worst of all is the implication that I pay no taxes in Badgertown but have some say it what goes on there!
How ridiculous! The King is a very old friend so, of course, I am always willing to give him advice. But, for goodness sake, the only time I go to Badgertown is for tea with the old chap and a spot of shopping at Cheapman's store!
Oh, and the odd charitable function - the ungrateful lot - when I think of all the money I have lent their profligate King!