Thursday, 5 March 2015

David Macaroon refuses to face Hateman

David Macaroon, the incumbent Mayor of Badgertown, is refusing to agree to a face to face  television debate with the other candidate in the Mayoral election, Beaver Hateman.

'I don't trust him, he'll have a duck bomb hidden up his sack suit!' he claimed.

'Why do we have to have a debate anyway? How about a game of skittles instead?'