The King of the Badgers has rung me, in a bit of a tizz over the Badgertown Town Council election results.
"None of the silly blighters has a majority!" he blustered.
"Surely, constitutionally, the incumbent Mayor is supposed to sort it out?", I tried to calm him.
"That old fool Noddy Ninety went off on one of his train jaunts again!" spluttered the King.
"Well, far be it from me to interfere in the democratic processes of Badgertown - but my advice is to invite Alonzo S. Whitebeard to form a government. After all, his policy slogan was "Make Do and Made" - and I think that is what you'll have to do!" I advised.