Friday, 21 December 2012

The End is Nigh

Well, as we now know the world did not come to and end at 11.11 GMT, as prophesied by the ancient Mayan civilisation.

I predict that a number of badgers will be furious.

The Badfort Crowd took it upon themselves to promote awareness of the approach of the coming apocalypse - claiming Badfort to be the only spot on Earth expected to survive a coming global Doomsday.

They promised that anyone who sought shelter would be treated to copious kegs of Black Tom and portions of Scobfish pie - then at the appointed hour they would all be allowed to enter the rocket that had been prepared and be able to leave the planet when the world ended.

I have been keeping an eye on proceedings. I spotted the Badfort Crowd, early this morning, filling a large hole with a substantial amount of gelignite. There shortly followed a large explosion.

The ground shook, and a large numbers of badgers, seeing it as a portent and in fear of their lives, ran for shelter in Badfort.

They were soon inebriated on Black Tom.

Whilst the badgers toasted the kindness of Beaver Hateman, I kept an eye on the comings and goings of the Badfort Crowd through my binoculars.

Suffice to say, it did not take me long to spot Hateman and his cronies carrying xmas presents, flat screen televisions and other household objects, in procession from the now deserted burrows.

I fear that a number of badgers will now have a rather miserable Christmas due to their gullibility.

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