It has come to my notice that Beaver Hateman intends to start the revolution tomorrow, outside Badgertown Town Hall, at 4.00 p.m.
Contrary to the
claims on Beaver's blog I shall allow it to be broadcast on Homeward TV - on HBC 2.
Everyone will be watching the final of Homeward's Got Talent on HBC 1 anyway - who would want to watch a lot of political nonsense when the dancing dog is on the other side?
Of course, modern technology is totally out of control
, I cannot allow Beaver to use Twitter to incite the populace to violence.
Luckily, Cowgill has found a way to hack into Beaver's account and has developed a sofware that replaces inflammatory words with more innocuous ones:
This is Beaver's original Twit:
and this is how it is seen by the citizens of Badgertown:
A nice cup of tea should calm things down a bit.
Will Beaver Hateman Liberation Society teeshirts be available for purchase?
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