I see that the British Prime Minister has followed my advice and appointed Goodman's cousin, Larry, as his new secretary.
Goodman is a marvel in the post room - he loves licking stamps and, as you know, he is a well read and very literate cat. There is nothing more that he enjoys than poring over my papers - and he often offers interesting opinions. My faithful servant, the Old Monkey, even gets a little jealous at times, I suspect.
But, nothing can beat the sage advice of a wise monkey.
All Mister Cameron needs now is a monkey on his shoulder - that should put a stop to any more blunders!
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