Tuesday, 18 January 2011

Insulted at Golden Globes

I have never been so publicly insulted in my life.

That is the last time that I agree to present an award at such an event.

It was hosted by some British comedian, who made jibes at the great and the good.

He introduced me with this cruel remark:

"Uncle, the largest philanthropist in the world or as many of you in this room probably know him best for, the elephant that squashes bicycles! ..."

"My lawyers helped me with the wording of that joke," he added as the audience gasped.

This is not funny - it is certainly no way to treat a pachyderm of my stature, and Mister Gervais will live to regret his insolence.


  1. Dahling you looked amaaazing.Who did you wear?

  2. I am wearing my favourite purple dressing gown, but as always The Old Monkey hitched a ride in my pocket.

  3. Gervais does look a bit like one of the Badfort crowd... perhaps he's a relation of Beaver.

  4. Hmmm, you may have hit on something there....I have it on good authority that Beaver Hateman attempted to set up an anarchist cell in Reading in 1960...

  5. I have met the Gervais creature...he is a dwarf