The King of the Badgers was poked last night by violent student protestors.
No doubt encouraged by that yob, Beaver Hateman.
I admire the King's fortitude of spirit, coming under such violent assault, - apparently he only fainted twice.
Of course, I have some sympathy with the protestors - coming from humble beginnings myself I would never have had the opportunity to have gone to University or to have enjoyed the many edifying recreational pursuits therein if it were not for the fact that I was able to gain a scholarship.
However, the rule of law must be upheld and The Badgertown Police were right to enforce this with the utmost severity.
As always, one must be magnanimous - I have sent the hospitalised student badgers a crate of bananas and a crate of grapes to show there are no hard feelings over the matter.