Shocking news today!
It appears that the King of the Badgers is being held by Twitter for 'suspicious activity'!
I can only assume that this is some misunderstanding - perhaps the King's behaviour seemed odd because of an excess of royal presumption?
I have news that he is presently being made to stand on a stool, whilst being interrogated by a fiercesome owl.
I am sure that you join me in hoping he will soon be released.
Do not worry @BadgerKing - I am bringing all my diplomatic power to bear to insure your release.
I have also heard some appalling news from a Mister Harkaway - it appears that under present U.S. legislation old copies of my biography could be destroyed!
Is civilisation collapsing around us?
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