Unlike the aforementioned 'Desperate Revolutionaries' there are some programmes produced by the Badgertown Broadcasting Corporation that I overwhelmingly endorse.
I particularly enjoy Who Do You Think You Are? in which a celebrity goes on a journey to trace his or her family tree.
It is no surprise that for the next series they have asked me to examine my roots - after I rang them up and offered to pay for the project. For, I am renowned as a patron of the arts.
I have no doubt that it will prove a particularly emotional episode. The moving story of my humble beginnings often bring a tear to the eye.
Already we have unearthed some interesting facts. It seems that many of my ancestors also gained great celebrity, despite the overwhelming vicissitudes of a lowly beginning in life.
It seems that my Great Grandfather taught Queen Victoria how to do the Hula-Hula dance!
More facts about my illustrious ascendants will follow.
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Buy my Biographies in America here and here
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