The children of Homeward are agog with excitement. Tomorrow sees the publication of the final volume of Wizard Blenkinsop's enthralling autobiography of his schooldays. In the last book he accidently turned the headmaster, Grumblebore, into a frog. Readers will be pleased that despite being expelled Harry returns for his final year. He finds a way of reversing the spell and at the same time easily defeats the villainous Mouldywart.
Oh dear - the Old Monkey is really cross because apparently I'm not supposed to reveal that yet.
Well I think it was a bit mean of Wizard Blenkinsop to publish it so close to the republication of my biography. It's rather overshadowed it. Go out and buy mine - it's a much better read and it's only 3/6 at Fresco Supermarkets.