Finally, here is Noddy Ninety's campaign website.
I hope you will look at all these websites carefully before deciding to vote for Noddy Ninety.
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Oh Uncle, you are truly the funniest elephant alive: that French git Babar is a miserable narcissist, and a tightwad to boot. Any chance of a half crown or a bit of cocoa?
It is true that I am well known as a great wit and raconteur.
Whilst one can admire their cusine, I cannot help agreeing with the former Italian supermodel Carla Bruni's remarks about finding French people "miserable" - I blame all that philosophising myself.
As you know I am a great giver to charity but you must apply for funds to the Old Monkey who administers my philanthropic gestures.
Are you a destitute dwarf?
An impoverished imp?
One has to be careful these days because there are so many demands on one's largesse.
Yours
Uncle
P.S.Who is this Babar character - is he an elephant of note?
I am immensely rich, and I am a B.A.. I dress well, generally in a purple dressing gown, and often ride about on a traction engine, which I prefer to a car.
Oh Uncle, you are truly the funniest elephant alive: that French git Babar is a miserable narcissist, and a tightwad to boot. Any chance of a half crown or a bit of cocoa?
ReplyDeleteDear Mrs Slocombe,
ReplyDeleteIt is true that I am well known as a great wit and raconteur.
Whilst one can admire their cusine, I cannot help agreeing with the former Italian supermodel Carla Bruni's remarks about finding French people "miserable" - I blame all that philosophising myself.
As you know I am a great giver to charity but you must apply for funds to the Old Monkey who administers my philanthropic gestures.
Are you a destitute dwarf?
An impoverished imp?
One has to be careful these days because there are so many demands on one's largesse.
Yours
Uncle
P.S.Who is this Babar character - is he an elephant of note?