Saturday 17 September 2022

Winner of the Snow Me Competition!

I have chosen my good friend Prince Charles as the winner of the Snow Me Competition. He assures me that, despite rumours to the contrary, he had no help from his staff and it is entirely the work of his two sons and himself. I rather like the colourful and somewhat psychedelic decoration - apparently that was Harry's idea. The prize is this wonderful signed photograph of me with President Obama. Meanwhile, all is quiet in Uncleville. But, I hear on the grapevine that Beaver Hateman is trying to enlist the help of his Hollywood liberal friends to orchestrate a campaign against me.

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