Monday, 21 April 2008

Vote for Boris Song



Boris Badger's team have released a dreadful campaign song extolling his virtues:-

There is a badger who walks amongst us
Who can always raise a smile
A clever badger in Badgertown
With a unique political style
A badger whose hair is long and foppish
And with speech of astonishing flair
When it comes to political know-how
Boris knows the score
With Boris about, lets kick Ken out
Vote Boris for Mayor
If Boris was Mayor of Badgertown
He’d liven up public affairs
We want him to win
He has to win
Because we all know he cares
He helps us badgers to find more sets
And is even kind to dwarfs
With Boris about, lets kick Ken out
Vote Boris for Mayor
We’ve all been driven round the bend
By boring Red Ken and his buses
We just don’t know what good he has done
Don’t vote Ken again
With Boris about, lets kick Ken out
Vote Boris for Mayor
With Boris about, lets kick Ken out
Vote Boris for Mayor


I think that this campaign is truly reaching the depths now.

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